Delta Upgrade to DPJ

Delta Air Elite is owned by Delta
they fly into KBUF every so often
pilots are Delta employees and Delta owns the aircraft outright

I'd prefer to be upgraded to a CRJ-900 that actually has 2 working restrooms on it, since 3 of the last 5 flights I've been on didn't.

In the meantime, maybe Delta can take some of this extra money and give a small portion to their regional operators who by and large run on a shoestring. At 6'-4", getting onto a CRJ-200 should be considered crimes against passengers.

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Delta's Posh New Upgrade: Private Jet

For frequent flyers who'd like to feel wealthy for a day, Delta's got a new upgrade that will cost the shirts off their backs yet still feel like a pretty big bang for the buck. For $300 to $800 a flight, "high-value customers" who've achieved elite or "medallion" status in Delta’s SkyMiles frequent-flyer program will be able to upgrade not to first class, but to a private jet.

http://www.newser.com/story/210453/deltas-posh-new-upgrade-private-jet.html